As the calendar flips from 2009 to 2010, it is only natural to take stock of our lives and resolve to make strides toward improving ourselves.
Quitting smoking or drinking, eating right and exercising are common resolutions around the country. Some folks decide to go back to school or to file a tax return while others go with no longer telling young boys that they will burn in hell if they don’t let you touch their “no-no spot”.
We, at The LOPG, have long been advocates of aspiring to the easy. We set goals, but they are goals like “blinking when our eyes are dry” and “breathing to avoid unconsciousness or death”. We figure that if you set attainable goals, you always feel like a winner and it sets the tone for your whole life.
In 2009, we set out to drink beer when we were at a bar and to laugh when retarded people say “I’m special”. Mission accomplished!
In 2010 it is our goal, and we welcome you to join us in our quest, to give up a few things that we believe will make us better people. Therefore we will support one another as we enrich our lives by denying ourselves parsley and Riboflavin. Actually, since Riboflavin may be in some good stuff, we vow that we won’t add extra Riboflavin to any food item that already contains a sufficient amount of Riboflavin.
So there you have it, Pervs. The LOPG officially starts the New Year with a challenge for all of us. We Believe!
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