I thought this was a joke until I saw it for myself. Linday Lohan’s new line of leggings (remember the eighties) includes a version specifically designed to accommodate a girl giving her date a proper thank you. I Kid You Not! Named the Lindsay Lohan Mr. President Leggings, they have knee pads built in. If you’re like me and can’t believe they’re for real click here to purchase a pair for $132 at Shop Intuition.
Remember Panty Gate of 06 with her, Britney Spears & Paris Hilton? Now, she and her friends find themselves on their knees so often she literally had knee pads built into her clothing. Ah … what a wonderful role model …
Lindsay says she remembers Republican’s dragging President Clinton through impeachment proceeding for letting Monica Lewinsky perform oral sex on him in the Oval Office. Her hope was that someone would give President Bush a blowjob so we could impeach him. But alas … he left office having anally raped America and never getting any for himself.
Here’s this formally employed actress showing off her talents and another as she was in her golden days, aka when Disney was pimping her out to teenage girls and middle aged men, metaphorically speaking.
(be sure to post comment about your experience) This one’s only good for men but so works for this posting:
Next time a girl turns you down or aggravates you ask her with sincerity: So I guess a blowjob in the parking lot is out of the question?
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