This is your Captain speaking………welcome aboard fuckers.
The subject of class reunions came up with a friend of mine. He was looking forward to his, much like a used car dealer looks forward to going to the auto auction to buy up a bunch of clunkers. I can understand his game, these formerly hot chicks are the ones who were too stuck up to date guys their own age when they were in high school. Now these chicks are old hags with stretch marks, fat rolls and kids from different men.
I guess it would be a bit of revenge to bang these former hotties, but that’s a game I’ll have to sit out on. Not because I’m too good, but to be honest I now have enough money to be able to afford these women’s 18yr old daughters.
The last thing I want is a woman my own age! If that’s what I liked, I’d stay married!
Old hags like these are for broke guys!
As men get older we have more of what women want, as women get older they have LESS of what men want.
You’re now free to bang younger, hotter bitches.
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